Who wanna fuck? I’m horny

Artist: Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora vs. Florence And The Machine
Track: Black Widow Days Are Over
Plays: 4362



Credit: Rick Mashups on YouTube

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*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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me: *sees a bug in my house*
me: alright little homie its ok we all make mistakes, you do you, just keep a respectful distance
bug: *flies at my face*
me: first of all how dare you


what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

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Courage the Cowardly Dog: Last of the Starmakers

This episode made me cry unmanly tears


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Me: I wanna do something
Anxiety: No you dont
Me: But
Anxiety: No
me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
me: no

"I’m ashamed of myself because I know I should be better and I have no idea how to get there."

I Don’t Know Where to Go From Here (#370: April 7, 2014)

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"depression is stupid and not a thing that makes me a better writer. one time i went a whole year without writing and i stayed in bed and drank. fuck your bukowskisms. i want sunlight and love and running down some street i’ve never been on where it’s warm and cool at the same time and i’m smiling. i want nothing to ever be bad again- and i don’t mean that i want a life free of conflict, i mean that i want a life free of meaningless conflict. not being able to will oneself to take a shower or leave the house is meaningless. there is nothing to be gained, no lesson to be learned from that kind of life. my heart is stale, my prose is stale. give me fire if you want to hurt me. give me something i can taste. there’s nothing romantic or mysterious about where i am. there’s nothing here worth holding onto."

Joshua Espinoza (via agooduniverse)

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