Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
My night will consist of watching sassy bitch movies and wine. #gohard #bitchimightbe
I can’t sleeeeeep but at least I saw Star Trek even though bitches pretty much flaked on me.
Is nice until you find someone you’d love to meet and they are miles away.