Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
(via crashconnor)
oui
If I were a Gym Leader, what would be my badge and signature Pokémon
(Source: chadleymacguff, via sixfootsix)
The Great Gatsby (2013)
(Source: gatsbyful, via bitchmyland)
TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME.
In vivid fucking detail. If I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win. But you won’t.
(via pony--slaystation)
My night will consist of watching sassy bitch movies and wine. #gohard #bitchimightbe
nayx:
THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds. the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*
(via theteapotofthoughts)
I can’t sleeeeeep but at least I saw Star Trek even though bitches pretty much flaked on me.
The internet
Is nice until you find someone you’d love to meet and they are miles away.
