girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know





500px: - Tadpoles by Bert Willaert

This picture fucking rules for so many reasons.

i love tadpoles so much

this is amazing

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Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me
Artist: Lily Allen
Track: Wind Your Neck In
Plays: 8466


It’s been a mad past few days for Lily with the suspicious leak of 5 tracks from the Sheezus sessions, the spontaneous release of the Sheezus music video and now the surfacing of its apparent b-side Wind Your Neck In produced by pop maestro Greg Kurstin.

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Plays: 149378


Request: Goofy sings BRING ME TO LIFE


Anonymous asked:

I know you get asked to do Goofy too much, but a cover of Bring Me to Life would be hilarious <3

Let me transport you to a simpler time, where you’re putting the final touches on your Inuyasha AMV in Windows Movie Maker.

Welcome back to 2003.

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"And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you." (via lntroductions)


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what if boys ejaculated different things depending on how good the sex was like after a romantic climax maybe chocolate milk to share but after a rubbish blowjob you’d be attacked by a swarm of wasps

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I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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