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foxnewsofficial:

what if boys ejaculated different things depending on how good the sex was like after a romantic climax maybe chocolate milk to share but after a rubbish blowjob you’d be attacked by a swarm of wasps

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snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via distinctmemory)

Artist: Bright Eyes
Track: First Day of My Life
Album: I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
Plays: 88831

First Day of my Life - Bright Eyes

Besides maybe this time is different
I mean, I really think you like me

(Source: blueeyeddd, via beyoncegodisrealdotgif)

Artist: xxyyxx remix
Track: beyonce check on it
Plays: 13058

kingorb:

this is a rad remix

(Source: modelingschool, via squawkcity)

guyspantsdown:

Lotus relaxing

(via imaprettygnome)

Artist: Lily Allen
Track: Sheezus
Album: Sheezus - Single
Plays: 51488

acupofteawithmy:

ilivefortheapplause:

ilivefortheapplause:

Lily Allen | SHEEZUS

Riri (Rihanna) is’nt scared of Katy Perry’s roaring, Queen B’s gone back to the drawing, Lorde smells blood, yeah, she’s about to slay you, kid ain’t one to fuck with, when she’s only on her debut. We’re all watching Gaga lolohaha, dying for the art, so really she’s a martyr, 2nd best will never cut it for the divas, give me that crown, bitch. I WANNA BE SHEEZUS.”

FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

OH SNAP! SHOTS FIRED!

(via hairyhopelessromantic)

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

(via abeauty-halfbetrayed)

Artist: Brand New
Track: Jesus Christ
Album: The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me
Plays: 2328

lnthefade:

Well, Jesus Christ, I’m alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
Cause this problem’s gonna last more than the weekend

(via old-white-lincoln)

Artist: Tyga ft. Nicki Minaj & Lil Wayne
Track: Senile
Album: Senile
Plays: 796473

(Source: moobjob, via cosmicwaters)